Monday, August 26, 2024

A Little Slice of Boring Beaumont


I had time to kill so a local ride happened around the bustling metropolis of Beaumont Alberta. It was another gravel bike extravaganza as I just got out to get some spins in. 

I took the outskirts with no idea or plan on where to go much like my life. 

*pauses for laughter break.

The ride was mostly through new housing areas and I rode through with a heir of disdain as per the usual. I think these houses are probably real nice inside but holy shit are they bunched together tight. These sprawling overly built neighbourhoods are everywhere now and Beaumont seems to be leading the charge in sprawling suburban cancer. 

*stands up at desk and applauds this exciting new housing trend.


this will all soon be congested too close together ugly soulless homes

a new brewery which you'll hear about from british columbia going all out 

 Sorry for the late post. We had to evacuate Lonebiker Headquarters cause a moose got into the building.

Canada eh. We so crazy.

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